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Just say NO to idiots.
This is a petition I can really get behind! Ban an idiot today.
Edit [12:14]: added the words of the petition to make my stance clearer; this is a direct quote; I do not take credit for this level of sarcasm as I'm not that smart.
To: LiveJournal Staff
It is a well-known fact that idiots are harmful to your health. Idiots contribute to stress, which several scientific studies from real universities have shown can lead to numerous health problems and even DEATH. We believe that it is time for you to take the idiot problem seriously and protect your non-idiot members.
In recent years, the Tobacco companies have been held responsible for distributing dangerous products. You too, could be sued, but for distributing idiots! Therefore, it is also in your best interest to take steps to curb the idiot problem.
Our proposal is simple: each time an idiot makes a comment or a post, we should be presented with an option to disconnect them from the internet. We believe that this is far more humane than clubbing them to death with crowbars, as previous petitions have suggested.
Sincerely,
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